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When you see these characters !#$%^&*, please choose the language of your choice to describe your situation and please forgive me if I offend anyone with this type of humor. I hope you find it amusing to say the least. As you already know, these filthy little !#$%^&* rodents can eat every bit of your delicious bait and leave your trap shiny clean without getting its nasty !#$%^&* executed on the spot.

I know that before I stumbled across this little secret, it previously happened to on multiple occasions. I also know that when this occurred I usually thought of three reasons why it occurred. The first thought was that " This is one sly !#$%^&*, the second thought " This trap is a piece of !#$%^&*" followed by the third thought that " I must be one dumb !#$%^&*. So I sat down with my SHRINK and evaluated each of the three statements. My shrink is the silent voice inside my head.

Anyway, having thought about the first statement, I quickly realized that the filthy little !#$%^&* was not at all a sly !#$%^&* and that it was just lucky, but living on borrowed time. Then I evaluated the second statement and several of my traps only to realize that they were absolutely perfect for the job because they were delicate to touch, lightning fast and quite easily triggered so they were not a piece of !#$%^&* as previously thought so I then focused on the third statement and had to come to grips with the reality that I could very well be a dumb !#$%^&*. Don’t get me wrong, once in a while I was successful in nabbing the rodent and other times the trap was triggered but did not have the perpetrator in its death grip. Not coping well with the third statement, I set out to devise a strategy to defeat these !#$%^&*, however, after a few visits with the SHRINK I told you about, and no resolution in sight, I just decided that if I was going to feed these little !#$%^&*, they were going to have to work their !#$%^&* off to get their delicious cuisine.

If you haven't figured it out yet, Genius I am not, and little did I know I was about to stumble upon a tactic that will go down in my own little "Hall of Fame" because it is so "DEADLY EFFECTIVE".

To this day I use this tactic with 100% success. What I mean by 100% success is that I eliminate ALL of these disease laden !#$%^&* and do so in a swift and efficient manner. It is EXTREMELY RARE for me to return to find a trap that has been triggered that does not have a SUICIDE RODENT pinned in its death grip. I HAVE NEVER RETURNED TO FIND A CLEAN SHINY TRAP AGAIN! Once in while, and I mean a long, long while, I will have to reset a trap because it has been accidentally triggered by others, by vibrations or it was not fully set.

Keep in mind, I am still using the same old snap trap and the same bait, I just did one thing different and man it’s a "NO BRAINER" when you think about it. What I soon realized was that this tactic causes these disgusting little !#$%^&* to COMMITT SUICIDE while trying to devour every little morsel of their tasty treat. They are extremely lucky if they even get past the first taste or two. EACH LICK OR BITE IS ONE TASTE CLOSER TO A CERTAIN INSTANT DEATH SENTENCE. This tactic is so effective, in most cases, I don’t even need to re-bait the trap. In a single weekend I whacked 17 mice in my basement without ever re-baiting. The bait was approximately the size of two to three match heads and I wiped out the entire colony over the weekend. That trap now sets around collecting dust until the tell tale signs show up again in the late summer and early fall each year and like clockwork they do find their way back in. When I am initially trying to lure them to the trap I will re-bait the trap every couple of days just to give it that extra freshness that sends out the aromatic attraction. Once I find their travel route or hotspots, THEY ARE !#$%^&* DOOMED and soon become extinct in my domain.

ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!

If you are skeptical about ordering your copy of this proven tactic, I assure you that you will continue to re-visit the three statements above and I hate to say it, BUT, it's not the !#$%^&* rodent, it's not !#$%^&* the trap, it's you, so do what's best for you, your family, your health, home, business or other structure and your personal belongings by placing  your order now. 

Please keep your mind out of the gutter. IF YOU ARE TIRED OF GETTING YOUR CHAIN PULLED WITHOUT SELF GRATIFICATION, you too can become a MASTERBAITER!!!!!.

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